The Sarah Palin Internet Network
Date published: 29th July 2014
The writer believes it is the duty of Free Thinkers to pass on not just knowledge but also items of value when it is brought to their attention.
On this basis may the writer recommend to our readers the Sarah Palin Internet Channel, for the paltry sum of $9.95 per month or $99.95 per year the reader will be provided a dedicated online network with all content personally overseen by Sarah herself.
What more could one want in such difficult economic times then to fund Sarah Palins potential presidency nomination within the Republican Party for 2016 and if we may quote Sarah Palin
It’s time that a woman is president of the United States of America
"This free stuff, so seductive. Why do you
think marketers use free stuff to bring people in? Free stuff is such a strong
marketing ploy, but didn't you all learn too in Econ 101 there ain't no such
thing as a free lunch? Our free stuff today is being paid for by taking money
from our children and borrowing from
That’s correct the National Debt is like slavery Sarah, I wonder if the 1161 slaves executed between 1790-1850 would agree or should I say the 3/5th of 1161 slaves because of course Sarah the US Constitution advised a slave counted as 3/5th of a person.
The network carries video footage of Sarah sharing her memories with the Duck Dynasty crew well known for their tolerance for all sexual preferences, further videos include a look into Sarah’s diet consisting of moose, caribou salmon and halibut and if this is not to your fancy Sarah also discusses her meeting with the Rev. Billy Graham whom is known to have said
that the role of wife, mother, and homemaker was the destiny of "real womanhood
Do think long and hard about that Sarah.
Well the writer for one cannot wait for the network to go live for even if you disagree with Sarah Palin’s political positions consider the $99.95 spent on a year long subscription as money well spent when you consider the comedic value the network will provide, why a good ticket to a decent comedy show will set you back $40.00 and will simply last a few hours, well my valued readers have 365 days of Palin for under a hundred bucks.
PALIN FOR 2016!!!